I'm sorry, but this site is no longer online.

Despite the fact that there was a link to a disclaimer on every page, explaining this is a fan site for the TV show House and had no connection to FOX,

Despite the fact that I put a big block of text on the Contact page asking people not to ask for medical advice,

Despite the fact that this is clearly not a legitimate hospital's website, as evidenced by the tongue-in-cheek tone of the introductory paragraph and the fact that it has no content at all except for a Contact page,

Despite all these attempts to make it clear what this site was, at least 90% of the incoming mail I received was either

• Someone thinking this is a real hospital, describing their affliction in detail, and asking for medical advice/assistance
  
• Someone thinking the emails go to the actors and asking for autographs
  
• Someone thinking the show House was a documentary, that Hugh and RSL and others are real doctors who also play doctors, and asking how doctors came to be actors

My apologies to those who got the joke and played the game correctly, if you didn't receive an email. I'm simply buried in emails from people who don't understand the site, and it has become impossible to sort out the ones who "get it" from the ones who don't.

And so I've decided to close the site. Thanks to all who got the joke and played this silly game with me. I had a lot of fun. And I'm sorry to those who thought this site was a real hospital or a tie to FOX and its employees. It most definitely isn't. It's just a silly fan having fun role-playing as TV characters.

Thanks, everyone. Have a great day.

The Webmaster